Corrupt a wish game
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Sonntag, Juni 6, 2010 - 12:20
Corrupt a wish game
Very simple, a poster makes a wish. The next poster grants it but the twist is that it's a bad thing. Example: I wish I didn't have a problem with dandriff. The next poster would say Granted, now all your hair has fallen out.
I wish I was taller.
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Granted, now the cops are chasing you.
I wish I could quit smoking.
Granted, but with everyone being better, they drive slower and it takes forever to get anywhere.
I wish running wasn't so boring.
Granted, but your musculoskeletal system is messed so the endurance you have will be worth nothing.
I wish there weren't so many bad drivers on the road
Granted but there are so few that you don't learn anything and are forever stupid which is the reason for your death.
I wish I had better heart and lung endurance
Granted, but the next time you go out later, something horrible will happen to you and you end up dead.
I wish there would be less days of school.
Granted, but you're an orphan living in a crappy orphanage.
I wish I had a later curfew
Granted, but now your parents are the ones who are annoying you
I wish I was an only child
Granted, but with school being easier you don't learn everything you need to.
I wish my sister would quit being so annoying!
Granted, but now you are homeless b/c you have no money
I wish school could be easier
Granted, you went to the University, but you didn't got a good job. Unfortunately, you got the worst job of the world.
I wish I didn't have to work
Granted, but now you have a low grade in all your courses except for Portuguese
I wish I didn't have to go to university to get a good job
Granted, but this happened and now your life is in risk
I wish I didn't take a low grade in Portuguese V in my college
I could see him doing that...
Granted, but you end up hating being a dentist.
I wish I didn't have to go to college to become a forensic scientist.
Granted, but he is totally not into you and makes a big scene about you liking him in front of the whole school, and you'll be sooo embarrassed.
I wish I was smart enough to become a dentist
Granted, but you lose it 2 days after you get it
I wish my crush would realize I like him, I can't make it much more obvious!
Granted, but another social networking website similar to FB was invented
I wish I had a phone
Granted, but he does it to humiliate you.
I wish FaceBook was never invented.
Granted, but he will hurt you badly and for the rest of your life you'll be afraid to trust guys
I wish my crush would ask me out
Granted, but it's only on sale for a week and you get robbed of everything and have no money to but it.
I wish I had a boyfriend
Granted, but now you are born in a country that has a bad name for itself
I wish Christina's album could come out within the next week
Granted, you had the time enough but all the means of transportation disappeared.
I wish I didn't born in Brazil
Granted, but the first time you drive you will crash and die
I wish there could be time travel
Granted, but instead there is a zombie apocolypse.
I wish I could drive
Granted, but you are such a sad person that you even can't be happy.
I wish that the world couldn't end this year
Granted, but you'll fail your grade if you don't
I wish I could be happier
Granted, but after you lose it, you gain 20.
I wish I didn't have to take the OAA's (standarized tests that every kid in my state has to take)
Granted, but you'll be a very slow runner
I wish I could lose 10 pounds
Granted, but now you are so tall you always hit your head on door frames.
I wish I had better running endurance.
Granted, but then you will be given a lot of work to do in class and if you don't finish, marks will be taken off
I wish I wasn't short
Granted, but then everyone is a bunch of boring, nerdy snobs who have no real fun in life.
I wish teachers didn't give out homework.
Granted, but then you will have all the relationship problems
I wish everyone at school would quit being so immature
Granted, but you are now bald
I wish my friends didn't have so many relationship problems
Granted, but they wont get along with you.
I wish my hair wasn't curly
Granted, but to make people equal, they are handicapped like the people in the short story Harrison Bergeron.
I wish my brother and sister would get along
Granted, but everything that there is to buy is of horrible quality
I wish everyone could be treated with equality
Granted, but you become a workaholic and work yourself to death.
I wish I could buy anything I wanted
Granted, but the taxes on your win will only leave you with $1000 of winnings
I wish I could have a great career, making lots of money
Grante, but you get so excited that you puke on her.
I wish to win the lottery
Granted, but your career will be over in a week
I wish I could meet Christina Aguilera
Granted, but you become corrupt with money and power.
I wish I became a famous singer
Granted, but it has no effect on weight
I wish I was born into a better life
granted, but now the world is stunted by its own laziness because we decided we didnt need to work anymore-there are no new inventions, there is no creativity, there is no progress.
i wish everybody had good metabolism
Granted, you get asked by your cousin.
I wish there was no poverty.
granted but the guy chickens out and doesn't pick you up
I wish a guy would ask me to prom
granted, but now you're part of one of those polygamy cults and have to wear those ugly snuggie/night gown dresses.
i wish a guy would ask me to one of our dances
granted but there so small you can't find shoes and you have trouble walking
I wish to be married at an early age
granted, but since you didnt wish for eternal youth, you grow older each year until millions of days later you are left in the middle of your kitchen floor surrounded by an apron in piles of semi-concious ash.
i wish i had small feet.
Granted, unfortunately he was forced to retire through blackmail and since he's not, he found a bomb in his car.
I wish I was immortal
granted, but it all still builds up in your system and you explode.
I wish Paul the Octopus wasn't retiring
Well your wish was granted. But the Netherlands declares war on Spain and after a pot gas attack leaving all of Spain's armed forces stoned Spain falls.
That's the best part of this game, you be as original and outlandish or as dark as you want to be. The only limit is your imagination.
I wish I didn't have to go to the bathroom anymore.