Rory J. Koopmans,

Dearest XTina:

I have always had a crush on you, bigtime. Now that you left Jordan I was thinking of asking you out. I live up here in Canada & have high functioning autism or Aspberger's Syndrome. I am a single parent to, albeeit to my feline son James Redwing! So I kind of know what you are going through.

My advice to you XTina is to pick yourself up off the mat, rise & destroy your enemies. Get on a plane & go overseas to an Armed Forces base in the Middle East or say in South Korea. Sing your ass off, sing your heart out! Redo the National Anthem until you have it right, 100%.

Release it live as a concert video/dvd. Plus over the internet! With 100% of the profits going to disabled veterans & their family's. 100 cents on the dollar! I know you can do it XTina! You rise & fall & rise again just like any Hollywood Star! So why not do yourself proud & record it until you get it perfect! Even better, do it twice, once as a solo & maybe once as a duet or triumvate.

Remember your scatting with Tony Bennett on NBC's Saturday Night Live? It was a masterstoke! Quite frankly it was par excellence! Everyone gets off their A Game once in awhile & you were off yours at the Superbowl! Invite Tony to sing along with you in exact timing & in a split voice harmony!

You are a legend! You kick Britney Spears ass. Lady Gaga is bunk. I need you to go out there & nail it down my dear! HARD! Plus, you even pay the entire cost of the trip & for the recording staff out of your own pocket! Imagine the awesome publicity!

I saw Burlesque, you are a rare talent. Now stop sulking XTina & charge in2 battle!

Graciously,

Rory