A Poem inspired by the lady herself: "I'll do you if you do me." (sort of an argument between her and gaga) just for laughs!!
Some say men have competitive itches,
But none will feud quite like these two b****es.
"I'll do you if you do me!"
"We'll be one another's parody."
"You rip me and I'll rip you!"
"I'll copy everything you do!"
And none will win, or come out top,
whilst Britney is the queen of pop.
"Handbags at dawn" I hear you say?
But there will not pass a single day;
When Miss Xtina does back down,
If she did we'd more than frown.
"Damn! You are a boring chick!"
"At least I don't have a dick!"
(There is a Picture to accompany this poem): www.christinaaguilera.com/us/photos/do-one-gaga-lol
Darren Arnold (c) 2010